Vice-presidents are lame.

They are so alike I found the debate last night somewhat disappointing.  Obviously both are strategically selected, not on merit (both are likely second string choices), but on their ability to win a segment of the voting population that I am not part of.  It's a weird spectacle because I'm watching two grown men stand up and argue in favour of someone else and I feel like if the platform is something they support then they should own it with some mother fucking "I" statements.  I was hoping for more questions regarding what they would do with their time in the White House specifically...

I'm developing a working theory that they share a gene pool.  Did anyone else notice their jawline and ears are almost identical?
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My wife and I talked about the possibility of nuclear attack.  I think a nuclear catastrophe in the US or Russia (post-earthquake Fukushima) is more likely with a 1-2 punch combination of a botched cleanup and mismanaged damage mitigation.  I don't think it matters who is president, it will turn to shit because America.

R.

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